KARL.LEGALcertified family law specialist
When you can’t afford confusion, get immediate clarity
Battle-tested expert through 1000+ high-stakes divorce and custody casesNo retainers. No jargon. No bullshit.
Just clarity and strategy — from a Certified Specialist who’s seen it all.
WHAT YOU GET
The 15-Minute Diagnostic ($500)
A focused strategy call that delivers:• Case triage — what matters most.
• Your strongest legal arguments — not always the obvious ones.
• A procedural roadmap — what we’ll do, when, and why, delivered to your inbox within 24 hours.If you continue:
• No retainers.
• No deposits.
• No associates. No bait-and-switch.
• No paralegals.• No billing you for work a junior could do — you're paying for Karl, not a novice.
• Total transparency.
FAQ
• Your rates are so high — WTF?!
Fair. But remember: traditional firms at this level require $10,000+ upfront so new lawyers can learn on the job — on your time and dime.
Here you're getting quality expertise and personal attention—without the upfront financial shock.• Do I need to pay an up-front retainer deposit?
No. You keep a card on file and only pay for the time you use.• Karl, couldn’t I just skip out on the bill like I did at Chili’s last week?
They always come back. 🤷
(Also no.)• Can I represent myself and just get strategic help?
Absolutely. Many clients use me specifically for strategy and staying sharp while they self-represent.• Alright, whatever — how long is this going to take, and are you going to bleed me dry?!
It depends on your case and how quickly you and the other side reach a deal.
I can’t control the opposing party, but I can control the approach: I move fast, stay focused, and keep your spend aimed at the highest-leverage moves.• Will you be a legal cudgel so I can exact moral justice for everything my ex did wrong?
Sir… this is a Wendy’s.
CREDENTIALSKARL SIGANPORIA, ESQ
CERTIFIED FAMILY LAW SPECIALIST
STATE BAR OF CALIFORNIA
BOARD OF LEGAL SPECIALIZATION
| UCLA Law | Youngest entrant at 19 | J.D.; tort/criminal law tutorials; quantitative methods |
| Duke Fuqua School of Business | Financial accounting (Capital Analytics) | M.M.S.; quantitative analysis & financial modeling |
| UC Berkeley | Completed in two years | B.A., Political Science; advanced quantitative methods |